“The Least Appropriate Wedding Songs Ever.”

Which inspired us to think of even worse ones!

We admit, “Send in the Clowns” is pretty bad. And apparently, someone actually did that, whereas our list is more theoretical. And we avoided, like, “The Rubber Room” and “Come to Daddy.” Because no one would choose those, right? Right?

10. “Creep” (Radiohead)
As a general rule, any song containing lyrics to the effect of “What the hell am I doin’ here?/I don’t belong here” are to be avoided. And you know some uber-Radiohead fan has danced to either this or “Fake Plastic Trees.” And by “dance” I mean swayed, middle-school-style, looking miserable.

9. “Run for Your Life” (The Beatles)
For the groom who knows what he wants! And you can’t accuse the speaker of ambiguity! Given that this wedding would probably exclude all other male guests, he won’t need to worry about anyone cutting in.

8. “Closer” (Nine Inch Nails)
“You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you/You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you …I want to fuck you like an animal.” Nuff said, really.

7.” Muskrat Love” (Captain and Tennille)
Speaking of animal intimacy! “Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes” - the choice of newlywed Furries everywhere. Also, surprisingly hard to dance to.

6. “Move, Bitch!” (Ludacris)
Can’t you just imagine from Spencer Pratt/Sack-style douche thinking this was hilarious? Ew, and the dance he’d do?

5.“Every Breath You Take” (The Police)
Depending on the size of future apartment, either depressingly literal, or merely creepy. Although there’s an opp for a lot of pre-choreographed moves involving darting around chairs and Fosse-style shoulder rolls.

4.“What’s Love Got to Do with It?” (Tina Turner)
Bad associations.

3. “If You Wanna Be Happy” (Jimmy Soul)
There’s really no way a bride can win with this one. Even if it is super fun to dance to. And now I’m imagining some groomsman appearing and shouting, “Hey, man, I saw your wife the other day. Man, she’s ugleeeeeee!” as a “suprise.”

2. “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For” (U2)
Ideally, you have.

1. “Daughters” (John Mayer)
John Mayer is the creepiest man alive. Even if this song made sense, which it doesn’t, Fifth-Commandment -filtered-through-fluent-douche is a poor choice for the celebration of one’s marriage.

ORIGINAL WORST SONGS

Planning a wedding involves a lot of decision-making. After all, not only is it the bride and groom’s special day, but it also necessitates being special in front of as many people as they can afford to feed. Sometimes, between deciding on the cummerbund color, the bachelor-party policy and the cake flavor, the music styling can get lost. All Things Considered recently asked its listeners and commenters to send in stories about the worst choices for wedding songs they’ve ever encountered.

Apparently, there’s no shortage of people who make misguided choices for wedding processions, father-daughter dances, cake-cuttings and everything in between. Here are five of the least appropriate songs ever heard at weddings, but if you’ve heard something even worse, send us your story.

Send in the Clowns
Artist: Judy Collins
Album: Judith

At my first wedding in Tahoe, we quickly found a minister to perform the ceremony without discussing the details. Everything seemed fine as I walked up to the preacher, except that the bridesmaid was doubled-over in laughter. I was only vaguely listening to the lyrics… –Darol Allen In 1978, my sister walked down the aisle to “Send in the Clowns.” My mother picked it out, and to this day defends her choice. –Carrie Yankello Wow! Someone else chose “Send in the Clowns”? That was the best laugh my date and I ever had at a wedding. –Teresa Labella

You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’
Artist: The Righteous Brothers
Album: 20th Century Masters: Millennium Collection

My husband has been a wedding DJ for over 20 years. He has lots of stories about weird wedding song choices, but my favorite is the couple that requested “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’ ” for their first dance. Stunningly oblivious to the lyrics, or even just the title, they explained: “But we love Top Gun!” –Dana Robb

Just a Gigolo/I Ain’t Got Nobody
Artist: Louis Prima
Album: Wildest! [Expanded]

During the ’80s, one of my cousins got married for the second time. Since her first was an elopement, she did a nice job with a church, harp and flute with organ for the music. It was all quite dignified; her father performed the ceremony. The reception was on the ocean, also very nice. When the master of ceremonies introduced the couple for the first time as Mr. and Mrs. XXX, the wedding band played “Just a Gigolo.” Everyone under the age of 30 erupted into hysterical laughter. –Elisabeth Powers

The Lady Is a Tramp
Artist: Frank Sinatra
Album: The Capitol Years

At our wedding party with a live band of musician colleagues of my husband, Howard was persuaded to get on stage and sing. He serenaded me with “The Lady Is a Tramp” in the style of Tom Waits. Unbelievably, we’re about to celebrate our 10th wedding anniversary. –Jennifer Hollingsworth [Editor's note: Some people find this song touching. But, as subtle and sophisticated as the lyrics may be, repeatedly singing the word "tramp" in the direction of one's new wife isn't to be encouraged.]

Verdi: ‘La donna e mobile’ (Rigoletto)
Artist: Carlo Bergonzi
Album: Carlo Bergonzi: The Sublime Voice

I attended a wedding where La donna e mobile from Verdi’s Rigoletto was sung. I couldn’t believe it! The translation from the Italian is “Anyone who trusts her is always wretched; he who opens his heart to her is lacking in caution.” Did they really understand the lyrics? –Mike Comer

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Our heroine was mated to the man/villain in full public view, so she had no reason to deny that wedlock unless she divorced him. She never idolized him, but carried on with this Negro and permit him brutalize her in every the structure possible. At times, he raped her seven to eight nowadays a night. Was this a wedlock or did she sell herself same a harlot for something?

Let me elaborate further. What did she get in return of giving away her body? Her parents had spent quite a lot of money on the wedding. If she divorced this man, her parents might have got a bad study in society. I am talking of standpat countries and not developed nations. So the prototypal abstract she gained by selling her embody was the peace of nous her parents got by looking at their daughter. That peace was totally false, because the woman was neither veracious to them nor to society. But even lettered every this, the parents had a peace of nous that the gild thought most the woman as a happily mated woman. Let the reality be totally different. It were pretenses that mattered. So the prototypal acquire - False peace of nous for parents that gild thought of the heroine as a happily mated person.

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What else? This man/villain said that he had no one added eliminate our heroine in the concern to call as his own. He knew it very substantially that the heroine was not in love with him, but had mated him under compulsion of so some other factors. But he emotionally blackmailed her locution that if she left him, who added was there for him? Please therefore meet with me, ready the dissembling of a mated couple in public and permit me ravishment you whenever I wish to do. The ordinal profit was emotionally giving into the blackmail of a brute.

Let me list one more gain, though there were some more. Our heroine had no capableness of character or guts to come unstoppered and say that I poverty to separate. She did not poverty to grappling the possibility of living alone. She did not poverty to lose her respect in the society. So she continued. And the biggest gain? Before I verify you most that permit me add something. Our heroine was in love with someone added as I told you in the beginning. This Negro wanted her to come to him and shit the wedlock to the brute. He was fearless for that because he could not tolerate the rapes. They were ending him. But if our heroine does that what would she verify her woman when she grows up? She had no guts to verify her woman the truth. So she continued prostituting herself not exclusive in embody but also in mind, character and truth. In the full process, she managed to blackball a mortal who was in deep love with her and could not tolerate the rapes. She gave him a bigger blow when he realized that she believed in living a liars life forever. This Negro got totally broken and might have killed himself, if God had not saved him. I wonder if our heroine, the brute or the parents will ever get any peace. Untruth never gives peace but shows the path to hell.

Who is a better person? A harlot who openly trades or our heroine? Make your own decision.

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Scientists have found that the pleasure women get from making love is directly linked to the size of their partner’s bank balance.
They found that the wealthier a man is, the more frequently his partner has orgasms.
“Women’s orgasm frequency increases with the income of their partner,” said Dr Thomas Pollet, the Newcastle University psychologist behind the research.
He believes the phenomenon is an “evolutionary adaptation” that is hard-wired into women, driving them to select men on the basis of their perceived quality.
The study is certain to prove controversial, suggesting that women are inherently programmed to be gold-diggers.

However, it fits into a wider body of research known as evolutionary psychology which suggests that both men and women are genetically predisposed to ruthlessly exploit each other to achieve the best chances of survival for their genes.
The female orgasm is the focus of much research because it appears to have no reproductive purpose. Women can become pregnant whatever their pleasure levels.
Pollet, and Professor Daniel Nettle, his co-author, believed, however, that the female orgasm is an evolutionary adaptation that drives women to choose and retain high-quality partners.
He and Nettle tested that idea using data gathered in one of the world’s biggest lifestyle studies. The Chinese Health and Family Life Survey targeted 5,000 people across China for in-depth interviews about their personal lives, including questions about their sex lives, income and other factors. Among these were 1,534 women with male partners whose data was the basis for the study.
They found that 121 of these women always had orgasms during sex, while 408 more had them “often”. Another 762 “sometimes” orgasmed while 243 had them rarely or never. Such figures are similar to those for western countries.
There were of course, several factors involved in such differences but, said Pollet, money was one of the main ones.
He said: “Increasing partner income had a highly positive effect on women’s self-reported frequency of orgasm. More desirable mates cause women to experience more orgasms.”
This is not an effect limited to Chinese women. Previous research in Germany and America has looked at attributes such as body symmetry and attractiveness, finding that these are also linked with orgasm frequency. Money, however, seems even more important.
David Buss, professor of psychology at the University of Texas, Austin, who raised this question in his book The Evolution of Desire believes female orgasms have several possible purposes.
“They could promote emotional bonding with a high-quality male or they could serve as a signal that women are highly sexually satisfied, and hence unlikely to seek sex with other men,” he said. “What those orgasms are saying is ‘I’m extremely loyal, so you should invest in me and my children’.”

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Oh, it’s depressing!

They’re out on the street, walking around, they’re eveywhere.

And you’re not going to help yourself by surfing around looking for dirty business.

You gotta go out there and prove something. See I’m driving around and see this gorgeous blonde and I’m looking at her and she’s looking back at me.

I’m just sitting at the lights. She’s like with her Grandma or something, I’m loving it.

You gotta go talk to her. Well I do. You can keep surfing round for porn or whatever. I’m not innocent. Porn? God I’m trying to sell the shit. I don’t care.

My heart is pure, because I sell porn in the spirit with which I do all things in my business dealings: That having money is just gonna make the whole thing easier.

Okay so am I making excuses? Am I making excuses, do I not have a personality?

I don’t know. There’s so much bullshit out there, you’ve got to cut through it. Somehow.

Having money isn’t some ego trip; it says that you’ve got your shit together. You’re not making excuses. You’re not trying to impress anyone.

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It’s the answer to that question . . .

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I dunno, probably being nice, and young, and ladies. Pretty good, huh?

Don’t you stop!

What about me? Pretty much on my same trip, really.

I don’t want to sound like I’m making excuses. There is nothing out there stopping me from meeting nice girls. But in order to get up every day with the will to meet more hot chicks, you’ve got to have the wind at your back.

Especially as I have renewed my commitment to stop fucking ugly or chubby chicks. It’s just ultimately going to leave you unsatisfied. I mean doing some wrong shit to some chick you barely know because she’s really only average looking and it doesn’t matter is a wonderful thing, but ultimately in life it’s about the achievement and glory that comes from scoring the top shelf poon.

The tastiest of ass.

You’ll sit there 60 years old, proud patriarch of your sprawling brood, faithful and devoted wife and family, looking back in quiet pride at the sheer quality of the some of the asses you strived to conquer and the perky curvaceous regions of natures finest bounty finally mastered.

When your own sons start banging little hotties you wont be downcast with regret, but will look back in fondness.
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It’s like . . . being a DJ or something similar will get her to notice you and it might add a nice status boost for her if you do decide to keep her around, but it won’t determine whether or not she decides to fuck you.

Money might make her notice you, and probably will definitely play a big part in whether she sticks around, but at the end of the day you could be the richest most famous superstar DJ in the world and if your game was futile you’d be getting nowhere.

But I’ve talked about this before. Having a decent amount of money and to a certain extent, but not so much, being a local club DJ, gives me the confidence that exudes a positivity about the future, that I don’t have worries, problems, I’m not uptight.

I’m not going to walk around as an anonymous pauper and still feel like I’ve got the balls to run game on a 9 or 10.

I’ve said it before. I don’t care if she likes me in my BMW. I like me in my BMW, and I just really need to get a nice apartment.

A car is just a car, a nice apartment is different because it’s somewhere where she can go. And stay. And she can fuck you.

So that’s my Status update. I don’t wanna fuck 6’s and 7’s here no more. I want 9’s and 10’s and that means coming with the status that is provided by money and recognition in popular fields such as local club culture.

As for Nice Young Ladies itself . . . well I can’t promise anything, but I am moving more into the business. It’s hard to love something as a hobby, but when you can actually make your living doing something you love, well we should all know by now it’s a beautiful thing, and it gives you the opportunity to become successful.

And that’s chicks for ya. They don’t care about money or status really, they just want to be part of the story where it all works out, and that just doesn’t tend to happen if you’re broke and nobody knows or cares who you are.

I’m not sure it’s appropriate to talk about the lady business here as this was supposed to be a place for appreciating nice young ladies, maybe picking up tips and commentary, while generally avoiding the more dirtier, sluttier, sleazy side of freakish coke heads who fuck each other for a living.

What was my bi-line “The world’s first christian pornsite”?

Joke obviously. But the point being is thar we will be moving forward with Nice Young Ladies, not quite sure how, but we’ll keep it loose, keep the ideas coming, keep writing posts every now and again to remind you I still don’t know what I’m doing but I sure am thinking hard!

Cheers and happy new years 2009!
PS

I have also added to new blogs to my blogroll that are standard lols

Hot Chicks With Douchebags

and

LOLporn

Hotties with fuckin dicks ( you should probably never discount the attraction hot chicks have for fuckin peacocking dickheads)

And even porn can be downright hilariously silly too.

Just discovered NYL is actually one of my most popular sites even though I don’t post on it!

Figures.

Better fix! What’s going on? Well the concept behind nice young ladies is still strong. But it needs the energy it deserves, in all things, you gotta use the right tactics.

At the end of the day, a nice young lady doesn’t want some broken ass bum no matter how good his game is. So I need to get my money game tight and also push on with my music - y’know, all I need to do is enough to impress.

Look I don’t think chicks like my beamer. But I like my beamer. I like me in my beamer. I personally think the fact that I’m a DJ and I promote nights is not that special but if your a 20 year old chick, that may not be strictly applicable.

I was on tour recently DJing. It’s not really a great opportunity to get laid, I got commitments to fulfill and I’m not one of those guys pulling out every stop to get some, because it does get lame.

One night I did get one of the guys to carry my gear back to the hotel because I was backing myself with this blonde yeti (she did have a good body), but that was just once, if you see what I mean.

But it’s definitely good sport partying every night in a different town.

Sometimes I went to far being mean to the girls. It works beig cheeky but you must know when to pull the switch and “connect”. I definitely dropped the ball when I offered to buy this one chick a drink. It was ridiculous how she fasded on me at that point I basically just said “Sorry, I’m just like every other guy.”

The funny thing was small towns. Like . . .

All the guys are meatheads. The biggest meathead has the hottest girlfriend, and the little meatheads just fester about drunkenly. You put one guy with a bit of personality in there and the established pecking order of brawn just falls apart. This one chick I was clearly hitting on but her humungous irish beefcake boyfriend couldn’t even fathom what was going on right before his eyes.

Also, I got in with a couple of girls my own age, late 20’s, which is something I don’t often do and it was interesting. It’s same goes. I may not be quite as young and fit and energetic as I used to be my head more than makes up for it, and with older chicks it’s the same. They see your game coming from a mile away inside and out. While a younger chick may buy into the frame that the outcome is sex, older chicks know they can do what they like.

I saw quite clearly whychicks don’t go for younger guys like guys go for younger girls. You see some young guys ragged sad arse game and it’s know wonder. But it is true that you can let these guys poor form set you up for an easy sweep in.

But I love cruising around the towns knowing next day you’ll be gone. I can be a little outrageous and it did get me thinking about how wild it would be working from the road and cruising around, getting all these small town girls on the go, stopping by whenever I passed through . . .

God it sounded good! Because I don’t know where I’d got to but in my quest to bring actual nice young ladies to the world, i couldn’t build the pyramids brick by brick!

I needed to create a platform, posed as a platter, if you will, of nice young ladies who want to share their lives with you. Put the tools into the hands of those ladies that are young and nice, and who have items of interest to present to connoisseurs and afficianados of nice young ladies.

And that is my task now while the home of www.niceyoungladies.com waits for little tasties to grace us with their delight.