My latest plan is pure evil. Well it’s not but I’m just so . . . like that – some people get gifts, a fraction of guys are great with woman. A fraction of guys are smart and I’ve always been a fan of going with what you know.
Yes I know, I should be working on my game, it’s an avoidance strategy, but in a way, it’s my own game. It’s like business, it’s like building a system – especially since approach and initial attraction are my weak points. Before I had game, I had myspace, and the way I learned to game myspace brought a result that only highlighted to me the benefits of leveraging female attention exponentially. It’s game for the thinking man – and believe me I apply that term here without any justifiable respect.
I’ve got my hook down, I noticed now I’ve started sending them my picture and telling them I’m looking for the right person, I get more responses.
First I want to see I can get them over to my place, maybe they’ll be good workers. But I want test them. Can they cook well and give a man a decent massage?
Once we’ve gone through that I think I’m fine to segue into a quasi-date, qualified clearly by being at night – a drink – and telling them to wear a dress and make up. Then depending on the outcome, I can tell them that since I’ve slept with them, I couldn’t possibly go through with any professional propositions, but they’re welcome to join uh ahh the queue if they would like me to review their girlfriend application. In other words, y’know, I’ll call them later rather than sooner if they’re not much to look at.
So what if it doesn’t work that way? Well do I want a girl I have to work on? Well if they’re hot maybe we might have a threshold, or if they’re pliable we might have to convince them of non exclusivity. Or tell them I have a girlfriend. But really I don’t see why we should pursue a girl who won’t give us a break, and if they do, then we have an excuse to back out and renegotiate on sexual terms. It’s a why buy the cow situation, put her out with the herd, and use the spot to bring in more stray livestock.
I’m sure if we’re desperate we can get them to work also. If they don’t want to have sex, then they’re no use, and if they do, entering into professional relations is bad news. We’ll have to see how it goes.
But assuming I do have it all with impunity, 1 or 2 girls here under my thumb, can I then still hold a position open and tell the new applicants that these girls are my flatmates? Sure, but then you can’t pull the pretenses that lead to the date. However, it’s a different sort of girl.
So we’ve got a girl in here and we want to move her on. Is this going to be easy? That’s why we look for more domesticated, pliable inpatients, and hot arm candy for our outpatients.
Can’t we bring everything back to sex? The fact that any girl you have sex with is likely to become a liability when she gets emotional is something you can turn around if you start insisting that emotions and sexual tension is making the situation untenable. I’m sure I can play romeo if it helps explain to a girl why I’m forcing her off, rather than simply upgrading. So again, think about your candidates.
It points to why I need 2 palaces, 1 to install my concubines, and one where my dalliances go unnoticed by my queen.
If that dream came true, why would I . . .
okay well I don’t really want to be doing this but hey. What’s the worst that can happen?
I don’t tick all the boxes on your checklist? oh boo hoo
